An Exclusive Club

Welcome to the very exclusive Minnesota is Heaven club.

The first rule of MIH Club: Do not talk about MIH Club.

Anyway...if you're reading this, you are among the lucky few who are being granted the great privilege of reading about my skull-poundingly dull daily life and seeing videos of my slightly weird children doing odd things. Enjoy the great honor that has been bestowed upon you.

If you're wondering why I've gone private, it's because some computer dude at Hans' office, whose job it is to monitor the use of the "name of Hans' command" online, wandered up to Hans and started discussing MIH with him.

My husband is concerned that the Evil Detailer will also gain access to this blog because I used the name of ED's "command" in the blog. We mustn't harm ED's ego any further or hurt his feelings by having him discover that someone out in the ether thinks he's a dick. Like me, for instance. As if ED cares.

I will accept membership dues in the form of cash, Euro, check, Visa or Gap giftcards.

Thank you for your time and patience and remember: Membership has its privileges.

Comments

DD4 said…
I understand why you had to do this. Thank you for letting me join the exclusive club.
Dad said…
Somebody that I talked to was wondering about that very thing. It is too bad that an officer's wife cannot speak her mind but that is life in Uncle Sam's military. Yeah but, if only more families were as weird as yours this would be a much better world for the rest of us oddballs. Thanks for the invite.
Dad, again said…
I think that I can see another reason why you went to an invited format when I re-read the comments on your root canal blog. It's the one from who noes what at the end trying to scam you.Take care and have a good move-if that's possible.
Badger said…
Feeling so very privileged right now. I'm sending my membership dues now.
Heidi said…
I feel so special!!! Too bad some people take things too serious! You were just speaking the truth!
I am ready for a new update, take pics of the apartment! Now you are a few steps closer to the gym! Lucky you.

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