Unanswerable Questions...

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Here they come, from our newly minted 5-year-old:

"Mommy, who was the first man?"
"Well...Adam, I guess?"
"Did the dinosaurs live before or after Adam?"
"Ummm...before, I think?" (Seriously, though before or after Adam and how do you explain evolution vs. creation? And now I'm really wondering...did God create the dinosaurs and was Adam there with the dinosaurs because the Bible really makes no mention of large, carnivorous lizards chasing Abraham or even Judas).
"Did God create the dinosaurs then?"
"Uhhh (thinking: God created everything, right?) yes, definitely!"


"Mommy, do elephant babies come out of their mommy's trunk?"
"No, most definitely not" (this one I feel 100% sure of).
"Well, Mommy how is our baby going to get out? Through your belly button?"
"Ummm, let's save this conversation for a few years hence, OK?"
"What's hence?"


Josiah is really the friendliest kid you'll ever meet. Every time we go out to check the mail or something, he says "HI!" to everyone. Today we met this older lady on the track and he says "Hi, you look beautiful today!" She sure got a kick out of that compliment!

At moments like those, I think: I must be doing something right in all the wrong... :)

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