My Secret Life
When Hans leaves and I have the house to myself, and the kids are all tucked up in bed, I indulge.
I'm busy downloading ABBA (sorry, can't make the second "B" backwards), Neil Diamond and Gordon Lightfoot songs onto my iPod.
When Hans reads this, I'm certain he'll groan out loud. After all, his music taste is so much more refined. Tell the truth, honey: how many times did we watch/listen to Weird Al's song "White & Nerdy" this week? Truthfully, now?
Besides, you all can't tell me that "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" doesn't rock. Hello, it's about Lake Superior. Well, part of it is about Wisconsin, but I just plug my ears during that part.
And just try not to get up and dance to "If You Change Your Mind"!
Truthfully, we watched "White & Nerdy" at least four times in a row this weekend. Hans just goes crazy for Donny Osmond! And I know how he feels, because I had a huge crush on Donny when I was about six. I even had a really super hot green T-shirt with one of those great 1970s iron-ons of Donny's head. Hello, Jan? Did you really buy that for me? She won't remember it, I'm sure. But I dooooo. Oh Donny!!
I'm busy downloading ABBA (sorry, can't make the second "B" backwards), Neil Diamond and Gordon Lightfoot songs onto my iPod.
When Hans reads this, I'm certain he'll groan out loud. After all, his music taste is so much more refined. Tell the truth, honey: how many times did we watch/listen to Weird Al's song "White & Nerdy" this week? Truthfully, now?
Besides, you all can't tell me that "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" doesn't rock. Hello, it's about Lake Superior. Well, part of it is about Wisconsin, but I just plug my ears during that part.
And just try not to get up and dance to "If You Change Your Mind"!
Truthfully, we watched "White & Nerdy" at least four times in a row this weekend. Hans just goes crazy for Donny Osmond! And I know how he feels, because I had a huge crush on Donny when I was about six. I even had a really super hot green T-shirt with one of those great 1970s iron-ons of Donny's head. Hello, Jan? Did you really buy that for me? She won't remember it, I'm sure. But I dooooo. Oh Donny!!
Comments
This is not to say that "W&N" isn't great; when the artist parodied acknowledges Al's talents, well...that's just cool, right?
ABBA, though? Yeesh. Even I have my limits.