Hair
What is up with hair, anyway?
Hair really, really annoys me. You would think that after what, at least 16 years of shaving one's armpits, the hair would give up. It keeps popping above the skin's surface, only to get clearcut every single day. You would think that one day, the armpit hairs would say to each other "You know what, I'm just tired of this...I'm not sticking my neck out there again".
But no. The armpit hair comes back every single day. Ugh. Would anyone care to get a two-for-one deal at the closest laser hair removal salon?
The same goes for leg hair. I mean, duh. I have been shaving my legs since I was about 12. Get the POINT. Hair is pretty dumb.
And now that I'm getting older, I'm getting more hair in some spots. For example, I seem to have grown a nice, blonde mustache (I can thank God for at least giving me blonde facial hair) that I didn't even realize had shown up until I tilted my chin a certain way in the mirror. I looked like a walrus...I told Hans that he needs to tell me when I'm starting to look like Kaiser Wilhelm (the II). Sheesh! I would tell him if he had hair in a weird spot. Isn't that the job of a best friend/husband?
Although, to be fair to Hans, I probably wouldn't have reacted well if he would have said "Baby, you are sporting a serious mustache...you're kind of channeling Kaiser Wilhelm".
Yeah, I probably wouldn't have liked that too much.
And now you all know much more about me than you probably wanted to. But, dang, hair just really annoys me. Just wanted to let you all know.
Hair really, really annoys me. You would think that after what, at least 16 years of shaving one's armpits, the hair would give up. It keeps popping above the skin's surface, only to get clearcut every single day. You would think that one day, the armpit hairs would say to each other "You know what, I'm just tired of this...I'm not sticking my neck out there again".
But no. The armpit hair comes back every single day. Ugh. Would anyone care to get a two-for-one deal at the closest laser hair removal salon?
The same goes for leg hair. I mean, duh. I have been shaving my legs since I was about 12. Get the POINT. Hair is pretty dumb.
And now that I'm getting older, I'm getting more hair in some spots. For example, I seem to have grown a nice, blonde mustache (I can thank God for at least giving me blonde facial hair) that I didn't even realize had shown up until I tilted my chin a certain way in the mirror. I looked like a walrus...I told Hans that he needs to tell me when I'm starting to look like Kaiser Wilhelm (the II). Sheesh! I would tell him if he had hair in a weird spot. Isn't that the job of a best friend/husband?
Although, to be fair to Hans, I probably wouldn't have reacted well if he would have said "Baby, you are sporting a serious mustache...you're kind of channeling Kaiser Wilhelm".
Yeah, I probably wouldn't have liked that too much.
And now you all know much more about me than you probably wanted to. But, dang, hair just really annoys me. Just wanted to let you all know.
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Heidi
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